"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
i’m so glad that he exists
that’s what you get you dumb bitch
tbt when I was drunk and tried to google someone’s number
This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…
THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS
I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head
other gay men
*desperately tries to zoom in as close as possible to view credit card number*
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
I feel like I should have seen that coming.