pls

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

annehathawillannehathaway:

that’s what you get you dumb bitch

wakaflackalypse:

tbt when I was drunk and tried to google someone’s number 

wakaflackalypse:

tbt when I was drunk and tried to google someone’s number 

tastefullyoffensive:

“Bye honey, I’m off to work.” [x]

zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

s-c-i-guy:

Classic

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…

THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS

I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head

brandiglanville:

other gay men
image

me
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passionpayne:

image

*desperately tries to zoom in as close as possible to view credit card number*

im-a-walking-paradox:

the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.