when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
makin my way downtown
faces pass and im homebound
What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST
HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON
Exactly, welcome to Slytherin
What about the House of Hades?
I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from the mail she was opening, she said: “because you’re dead on the inside.”
when youre very proud of yourself
Ready for the cold, and the season’s first snowball!
Awww Hazel! You are so talented!
chuckaroo tearing that shit up like a G