So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
I want this on my underwear.
So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)
he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”
wake up disney
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND